Several times since my arrival at college, I have noticed something that bothers me. Some days in the shower there will be a hair stuck to the wall all the way up by the ceiling. How on earth does that happen? I’m not sure I could have put one there on purpose. After much thought, I have come to a conclusion:
There is a giant living on my floor.
I am sure that there is an eight foot tall girl on my floor now. I am very impressed at how well she does at going unnoticed. One would think that I would have seen her at least once in the last couple months, but, alas, I have not. I can only conclude that one of the following is true:
1) She only comes out at nighttime when everyone else is asleep.
The problem with this is when would she go to class?
2) We’ve just never been in the hallway together.
Unlikely after being at school over 2 months.
3) I’ve seen her and didn’t realize how tall she was.
Hardly plausible seeing as she’d have to duck under the doorframes.
4) She has superhuman invisibility powers.
Obviously the only realistic solution.
So, there you have it. There is an invisible giant living on my floor. Go ahead, be jealous. I would be, if I were you.